beebarfbadger @ beebarfbadger @lemmy.world

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This is a PR nightmare.

Bit slow in the frames-per-second department though.

"Stop or I will yell 'stop' again!"

A million seconds is a little over 11 days.

A billion seconds is a little over 31 years.

Billionaires should be required to count out their dollars individually every few days.

I hear the alphabet they're teaching is also being used in some of the books banned in Florida for being too satanistically woke. Also some of the numbers that appear in Sesame Street were used in counting all the fraudulent votes in 2020 that were fraudulent because they had someone other than Trump selected.

More likely scenario:

People vote politicians who've been bribed to use taxpayer money to fast-track research into ways to enable AI to make people dependent on corporations while keeping the people docile and then squeezing them for all their money which is then used to enable the lifestyle in the comic for the corporation top knobs while keeping the wage-slaves free-market-empowered labourers too fed to die but too hungry to think about anything other than being grateful for the scraps they are allowed by their AI-fuelled overlords.

So basically the status quo, only now with AI. Yayy.

I dunno... Still better ratings than the star wars star cruiser hotel thingie.

Trudeau got in trouble for blackface costumes but nobody cares when Trump clownfaces.

*Hannibal Lecter

"Go on, eat me. See what happens."

"I'll digest you!"

"Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you're into it."

Sure, you go and "curate" and put only half of the donation in the exhibition area and it's "fine" but when my zoo gets a panda on loan and I decide to do the same, everybody's all mad all of a sudden.

At least they can finally admit that they are not a car company.

Sounds like it's more hassle than it's worth.

Seems a bit far-fetched.

I mean Palpatine is a well-respected politician. Their kind wouldn't lie. He has said himself that his side are the good guys, what more proof do you want?

Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you're good to go.

They're only called stars if they grew up in the St. Arse region of France.

Your mom.

Wait, that doesn't make any sense.

Wait, it not masking any sense has never deterred anyone from making a your mom joke, so it's fine after all.

Wait, that's actually a pretty grim appraisal of the state of what is considered to be humorous.

In that case, I'll go with my sweatpants instead, if I may.

Not again.

"Of course it was cost-intensive to program an engine that will render every single eyelash at a resolution that will require the player to buy an additional graphics card for each eyelash concurrently on-screen, but now we only need twelve and a half billion people to buy, no, what am I saying, to pre-order and pre-pay the Ultra-Super-Deluxe-Collector's Edition and we'll start to turn a profit."

• current AAA gaming

OOOOOOOOkay.