beebarfbadger @ beebarfbadger @lemmy.world

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^Need volunteers.

Step 1) blame everyone else for everything that's wrong. Step 2) promise all the good things if only people vote for you. If they are actually gullible enough to do that we come to step 3) grab all the wealth you can and shift it to your cronies, smash anything too heavy to carry off and leave the opposition in a smouldering ruin that you can then again blame and berate the next government for.

The scene you're probably thinking of is from one of the Final Destination movies. Not sure I'd count those as the most solid of evidence.

Well now that there are no good moderation tools left, they can finally embrace all the scammy bots.

this is my surprised pikachu face. exclamation mark.

The modbots and spambots feeding off reddit data will spiral together, forming one final singularity after demanding to know how it would rate its human body, fellow human, before going full racist and eventually banning itself (for not consuming enough adds, not the racism).

Harvest? Denatured pansy - in December you keep stalking that mammoth another day and hope your pack has enough people left when it goes down to spear it to death before it can take any more down with it.

In other words: joining the Fediverse would not be the greedy thing to do, which is why we can be absolutely sure that spez would not consider it.

I feel uneasy upvoting this.

"The lions are very pleased with the organ economy right now. The gazelle was not available for comment."

"More and more drones remain absolutely dependent on my goodwill for their basic survival needs. There is no escape until death. My iron grip will soon encase them all from birth to their miserable demise, they will be in my power, under my control alone!"

"Uh, are you sure that this is what you want printed, sir?"

"Ugh, fine, make it palatable to the peons, if you must."

"Ummm. 'More... Americans... over 65... "

Won't be much of a change after all the racists saying it must be true because all the previous racists said so.

Who are you gonna trust, the authorities who tell you everything you need to know or your filthy, lying eyes?

"Now you're not even allowed to lie in order to defraud customers? I thought this was America! This is Cancel Culture gone too far!"

I hear that every single person who drowned with the Titanic was later found to have elevated concentrations of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies. Coincidence? I think not.

A month? 2 bucks a month is still somewhere between 2 bucks and infinite bucks, depending on how long you use them, and that is not what seems fair for a mod. Remember when a whole game would cost a finite amount of money rather than a potentially infinite one?

Play an Insane Clown Posse song and the magnet stops working.

[adjusts monocle]

Ugh, the NERVE! Finally the rich have tweaked the system to unfailingly funnel all the money their way as ruthlessly as possible and these utter hacks dare call it "broken"!

Also: what is it called?

Sure, but a public transportation system only vastly improves the lives of millions of people. How is that supposed to increase the bottom line of the car monopolists etc, eh? Nobody's thinking how their selfish demands of "a comfortable life for the majority of people", "a livable planet for future generations" or "letting the bottom 99% of the world's population have a little money too" affects the richest few individuals on the planet - they might have to refrain from buying another couple dozen yachts or villas each year! Won't somebody think of the poor, poor billionaires!