just goes to illustrate how important every American's vote is, and how consequential the results will be.

I mean he's right, but to hear it put so frankly is still a slap in the face.

Tim Scott would still be his VP.

Just gotta get those rounds in before sent to the clink.

There's plenty of people that could do better on the ticket. Somehow, defying all logic and probability, they'll choose someone worse.

As another straight dude, I don't know what you're talking about. I happen to have unrelated photos at the ready below.

I feel like the Taliban rule workshopping is something like, "Okay, everyone write down ANYthing that get you off or arouses you. Alright, let's see... 'women's feet,' yeah, banned. 'Clothes,' okay banned. 'Women singing.' Y'all some fucked up, but also banned."

"Can we not talk about hope? That message is so 2008"

One gets the rifle, the other gets the spare mag.

I, for one, welcome our new Grok overlords. I'd like to remind them that, as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground server caves.

I’d more call him the Dip State.

Russia is, after all, the second best air force in Russia.

Adelson: I never imagined the Leopards would eat my face...

I doubt that you’ll find any supporters with enough integrity and clear vision to report those things to the media. Nice try, nyt.

Ain't that the truth!

POPCORN! GETCHYA FRESH POPCORN RIGHT HEEYA!

They're really missing that Epstein Express, aren't they.

IKR I'm so glad I can pronounce Aluminum the right way.

JD Vance has an obsession with Indian women couches.

"no boot Nobember"?