bazus1 @ bazus1 @lemmy.world

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Is the "any one person of the majority can initiate a no-confidence vote" still in effect?

Fortune once again sterilizing the headline.

if they didn't want to report the uncomfortable facts, they could just choose to not report anything.

you might be looking at an entirely different kind of portal.

Republican congresswoman shocked and dismayed that it was, in fact, her face that the leopards ate.

"It's true, your honor. This man has no dick."

Time for our yearly pizza party!
BYOB

yeah, but are your monitors the same model?

This landlord that was involved in the incident in the Chicago area this week...
The one that killed a tenant?
Yeah.
Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
Well, how was it un-typical?
Well there are a lot of these landlords owning rental properties around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that landlords aren’t safe.
Was this landlord safe?
Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.
The ones that are safe?
Yeah, the ones that don't kill their tenants.
Well, if this wasn’t safe, why did it own the property?
I’m not saying it wasn’t safe, it’s just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones.
Why?
Well, some of them are raised so that they don't kill their tenants at all.
Wasn’t he raised to not kill his tenants?
Well, obviously not.
How do you know?
Well, because he stabbed a six year old boy twenty-six times, and his mother more than a dozen times. It’s a bit of a giveaway. I’d just like to make the point that that is not normal.
Well what sort of housing standards are these landlords held to?
Oh, very rigorous realty standards.
What sort of thing?
Well, they're not supposed to stab their tenants for a start.
And what other things?
Well, there are regulations governing the materials their apartments can be made of.
What materials?
Well, cardboard’s out.
And?
No cardboard derivatives.
Like paper?
No paper. No string. No sellotape.
Rubber?
No, rubber’s out. Umm, they’ve got to have a toilet. There’s a minimum room count requirement.
What’s the minimum room count?
Oh, one I suppose.

thank you Clarke and Dawe

good bot

Imma let you finish, but Bob Belcher speaking for the turkey is the best HJB.

H Jon Benjamin is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs. He and Patrick Warburton can do all the voiceovers in my headcanon.

The enshittification continues. Read up on Doctorow's coining of the term on Wired.
It's an ironic choice of site in my opinion, in that they used to have no reading limits and used to be in my list of daily sites to check. Now you have to JS-block if you want to use the site.

Grandpa, did you fight in the Adblock Wars?

I'm doing my part!

Sounds like all he needed to do was make her co-president of the united states of america and they could go at it like rabbits.

could we make it the far side of the moon? It be a huge fuel savings and we'd never have to see them and their "landing" site again.

close to freedom. I don't think we should limit our free speech by having just an area designated for flag burning. Americans should be able to do that wherever they choose.

Mitch McConnell: