In my opinion, an acceptable password length should be L in ln(alphabetSize^L)/ln(2) = (B bits of entropy). For a Bech32 character set (since it excludes ambiguous characters), alphabetSize = 32. A good password should have been 96 and 256 bits of entropy, with 128 bits being my personal preference. This means L = (B)*ln(2)/ln(alphabetSize) = 128*ln(2)/ln(32) = 25.6 = 26 characters.
That's… pretty close to what OP said they were restricted to, so maybe the person who set the 24 character restriction used a similar methodology.
First off, your tapeworms. Yeah, you really should've refused your friend's pork chop.
Next, your excess body fat.
Next, your extreme aversion to feeling hunger. Everyone with a healthy lifestyle feels what you'd call “starving”, like, 2/3rds of the day.
Now, your cancers. Yes, plural. Lung, skin, and colon. Pro tip: wear gloves even if your employer doesn't provide them. Also, wear sunscreen.
Next on the list… checks notes ah, yes. Done. What did I do? Do you remember what your nightmare last night was about? Yes, you had a nightmare. Excellent, anti-trauma neural circuit lobotomy was a success.
He wrote a book describing how, among other Unitary executive theory-friendly proposals, he would dismantle and reform the FBI into a Trump-supporting organization. See Government Gangsters (2023).
OP's article is 3 months old, being dated 2025-02-11.