Bacon @ baconmash @aussie.zone

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birb lied to me :/

I welcome the Apocalypse.

like something from don’t hug me i’m scared

Telepathy

He was yelling at the clouds.

jacuzzi it is

Now I need to write a piano & strings soundtrack to accompany that.

The rest of the days you bath.

It is good practice to shower daily.

ohhh I like that

Melancholy in art always sells.

It is not recommended to go into the water during a flood. Could use this in flood warning.

Poor fishies.

He’s had second breakfast and elevenses yes, but it is well past time for lunch and it is almost time for afternoon tea.

delicious thank you

Have you tried turning it off and on again

Apologies. Our best options on the catalogue are meno-fastforward and meno-rewind.

Make sure it's not the American style almost-burned hard bacon though. You need to make sure there's some elasticity there.