It probably makes you a less likely target though. I suppose that bots scan for known Widows vulnerabilities simply because that platform has a much higher market share among desktop operating systems. Besides, Linux distros offer a unified way to update all your software. On Windows, third-party software is often installed and maintained manually.
I'm mostly here to look at funny pictures, yes. If you take pride at wasting your time reading every bullcrap posted here, good for you. But this post could be reduced to two sentences. There was no need to waste everyone's time with this generic PR message.
I'm complaining about irrelevant content. These posts don't fix the problem, they aren't funny either. This is just an echo chamber repeating the same sound over and over again. There are other communities for that.
That cat is probably old by now.