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  • You have discovered Ultimate Comfort!

  • Agreed! There are a few enterprising designers out there with cool menswear dresses, but it’s still super niche.

  • Two men enter, only one man leaves!

  • That must be so exciting for you! What’s he like?

  • Antonio is an excellent name for such a dapper duck.

  • He’s a green cheek conure!

  • I’m picturing some sort of high tech containment field. Perhaps somewhere deep in a sub-basement laboratory at the Gore Naval Research Base in Antarctica. At the center, held aloft by powerful magnets, are two birds rapidly spinning, emitting an eerie blue glow. A series of tubes, illuminated from within by this mysterious ether, branch off in all directions. This is the core.

  • We must set ourselves apart from reddit. Birb content only.

  • Without the grandma-name baggage, it sounds like a colloquial name for industrial injury -based PTSD. Like naming yourself Shelshok.

  • I have so many questions.

    Are they surgically implanting the pizza into the patient’s little rat belly?

    Or just taking a pizza break in the middle of surgery?

    Is this a delivery room and momma rat is hungry?

    How did he get this job anyway? Is he a diversity hire? I cant imagine he’s very good at handling those tiny tools.

    Are the ears part of the uniform? Or is he posing as a rat? Are the ratdoctors just too polite to call him out for being gigantic and definitely not a real rat?