That's actually 2015 patent that surfaced ahead of the Nintendo Switch announcement. It described an all-touch-screen handheld console with two analog sticks and shoulder buttons as the only controls.
I feel more out of touch with current events that aren't related to US politics and I have fewer memes to send in the group chat, but no FOMO. Combined with quitting Twitter, it's been good for focusing more on myself. I think I watch YouTube more than I used to now though.
Got a Galaxy S3 at a sweet discount when the S4 first released, so it was probably around April 2013. I used that phone for quite a while, eventually rooting it, installing Cyanogen Mod, corrupting the filesystem, going back to TouchWiz, and finally ending on Lineage OS 14. By then though, I had moved on to using an LG G5.
I was having a similar problem with my printer as well, and this is what solved it. I wasn't able to print 2 things back-to-back without restarting the firmware first.
Some people made an account there right in the beginning of the Reddit fiasco before there were any viable alternative instances, like I did. Looking at the age of the account, I'm guessing that's what they did too.
Minor counterpoint - I cannot uninstall the Google app