aseriesoftubes @ aseriesoftubes @lemmy.world

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“Spheres of Tara”

Leave Tara alone! What did she do?

Is he saying immigrants did Jan 6?

Now he’s about to take the bait on the former Reupbs who are voting for Harris.

Fuckin dummy took the bait on the rally size thing.

The moderators need to stop Trump from talking out of turn. So much for the mute button.

MF is on tranquilizers. And he’s still an asshole.

When he’s not talking, his eyes look like he’s falling asleep.

“Please vote for Trump so Haitian immigrants don’t eat us,” (Ted) Cruz wrote on X, as a caption on a photo of cats.

Trump and Vance are irredeemably terrible, but Ted Cruz is the lowest, most pathetic sack of donkey shit on planet Earth.

Europeans seem to be happier, healthier, and to have a generally better standard of living than Americans. Small towns in Europe have much more personality than US suburbs, which largely consist of strip mall after strip mall. Food in Europe is focused on quality, whereas in the US the focus is on quantity.

I didn’t realize he was that old. In my mind, he was one of those figures that was stuck in time, perpetually middle-aged.

It’s sad that he’s gone, but he’s lucky to have lived such a long life.

It’s so sad that this could easily be a real tweet. Only the consistency of the punctuation errors tips me off that it isn’t.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

How many Stanley Nickels to a Trump Buck?

I wanted to list Florida, but that state has disappointed me too many times in the past.

It’s a pretty good list, honestly. Having abortion rights on the ballot could help Harris in Arizona, Nevada, and Nebraska’s 1st District. It might also be enough to save Jon Tester’s hide in Montana.

The only thing he knows about crime is how to commit it.

Goddamn, I hope she uses that line in the debate.

The economy of selling worthless things to cult members.

Tattoo ink from Amazon? Gross. Never buy anything from Amazon that goes on or in your body.

You spent your life peddling party drugs to kids and surfing, and now you want to play with the big boys. Bad news: everything you say is absolutely insane. Your own wife wants to leave you over this.

He really is IRL Connor Roy.

Maureen Dowd of the failing New York Times, wrote incorrectly that I was making the calls. WRONG!!! I don’t have to make calls to go on TV, or anything else — They call me!

Got it. So he absolutely, 100% without a doubt called them first.