Alternately, give him the entirety of the Moon, with the caveat that the space suit responsible for keeping him alive must be directly and 100% designed personally by Elon musk.
It's a weird feeling, being what feels like a sane person in an insane country run by insane people. Hearing people tell us to go fuck ourselves when we probably agree with everything they are saying. And really not even blaming them for feeling that way based on the absolute lunatics in charge and how they behave.
Alternately, give him the entirety of the Moon, with the caveat that the space suit responsible for keeping him alive must be directly and 100% designed personally by Elon musk.