gl4d10 @ artichokecustard @lemmy.world

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not a movie, but charlie from iasip, he could fix me, i'd make him milk steak every night with extra jelly beans T-T i'd just have to kidnap him from the gang first -_-

competition eating is not what is causing the inequality, watersports shouldn't exist, anything televised is evil with the consumption of energy it takes

the banana republic never fell

the other big thing is that once it does start spouting bullshit or even just finds a phase or string of words, its so hard to get it out, you really just have to start over your instance or purge the memory, they get the obsession so easily sometimes without like sacrificing relevancy to the topic entirely

I love rocket on my pizza!

there's something that will always be special to me about the Round Table mushroom pizza, it is the perfect mushroom pizza and i've yet to find a local place to me that hits every time like that, no one slices the mushrooms as thin and they get too wet, it's such a great pizza

poop on dirt, no hole

we had to give up the real paper maybe 2 yrs back when the subscription went up to $24/mo, i don't know who can afford it

my dad talks about his mom coming home and making them tuna fish salad one day, a whole new-fangled thing and it had hardboiled eggs in it, her favorite sandwich was the ol classic peanut butter and mayo, sometimes with a dill pickle if she was feeling spicy

you're whale cum

you misspelled butt pan

fr tho, i think it was likely plastic wrap that contributed to the delectably pert center

i don't drink tap water, i don't think as many people do generally in the US as they used to 20 years ago, there's a lot of reasons for that, but it would be interesting to see how much fluoride the average person takes in from drinking water to begin with nowadays

sooo meaaty

i keep this decorative bucket with a fake flower in it on the back of the toilet, the flower can be easily dumped and the bucket is easy to clean, idk if it's just me, but idk how people survive without an option for both

put your boots on, don't want to catch a cold

agustus gloop soundin' ass