I know most people don't carry guns every day. My hope is that this changes and ICE has to fear a Ruby Ridge with every door they knock on, a North Hollywood shootout with every car they stop. You aren't going to stop them taking you with kind words. Make them kill you in the street, don't go shuffling off quietly.

if you try to haul someone away, in America, with the intent of deporting that someone to an extrajudicial foreign hellhole for the rest of their lives, you should count yourself incredibly lucky you simply had to take them kicking and screaming.

Needs more blur. Maybe something fancy. Eloquent. Gaussian.

that is

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTANG

first of all you're not shittymorph, and second of all, I believe we prefer meta shitposts about beans around these parts

Cool ranch doritos + Chocolate.

Generally any sweet and savory combo does nothing for me, but as strange as this one is, I dig it. It's not bad.

as someone who has worked in both kinds of hotels: can confirm, this meme is spooky accurate; below $100 and the usual mixture of drug addicts, prostitutes, and general "people bringing fucking issues" come out of the woodwork.

don't worry, gay people will probably buy you some time. I'm almost sure they hate us more.

what, don't you keep track of these things somehow? I'm supposed to remember all the rich/powerful assholes in the world deserving of loathing, with just my memory? I can barely remember what I had for dinner last Tuesday.

"Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right."

might be a bit pretentious to quote 1984 but boy, try telling me the right wing reality distortion field doesn't exist.

yes, yes that does in fact piss me right off.

Unfortunately she is merely one in a very long list of complete shitheads with wealth/power they don't deserve, and I can't be angry at that many people all the time. There aren't enough hours in the day.

I was gonna say, 4x the amount of RAM I have, made me feel inadequate. like, "am I really that poor now? is my 2080 now considered potato gaming?"

it's simply been so long since I've gone "ok I need to upgrade" that I'm starting to get suspicious

Yes, Walz/AOC 2028 would probably win if we still have free and fair elections by then.

How likely do you think that is, at this rate?

when I thought of it, I thought to myself "this is either going to be massively misconstrued as me trying to be a dick to trans people, or I'm a comedy genius, lets find out", rad that it's the latter

sidebar: I also considered "I Can't Believe It's Not a Phase Diagram". so, whoever steals this next, you're welcome, not one but two good title ideas!

the "it's just a phase" diagram

I got up to 125 in my car one early, dry Christmas morning. Nobody out, a clear couple miles ahead with no emergency turnout for cops to hide in, decided "let's see where I get uncomfortable"

Turned out, right up to 110, my car felt solid, at 125 it started getting squirrelly and I decided the exercise was over. Dumb, yes, but nice to know how far you can push it in dry, ideal conditions.

don't forget mods, easy repair, easy piracy, and actually being a functional portable computer in a pinch if you have a docking station

if you say so, whatever makes you happy.

I'll concede the data plan dent thing; I hadn't done any math regarding that. Thanks for clarifying that to me and everyone else!

I accept your concession, better luck next time.

But you did say "none" so I just pointed out the fact that it's not none. It's some. I wasn't wrong to point that out. No matter how much of a stickler you find me for that.

pedantry is pedantry, if you interject with "well ACKSHUALLY" over literally a couple kilobytes of data in this, the Year Of Our Lord 2025 where common storage device sizes are in the multiple terabyte range, and 100mbps down/10 up is exceedingly common, expect to be called one. It is functionally none, because it is not 1993.

Autistic or not.

can't even come up with your own insult for me, just gonna steal that sad attempt at bait from the other guy? how... underwhelming, must do better. 🤡

what a rude thing to say, especially considering I wasn't talking to you.

I'm gonna keep it that way, best of luck baiting someone else champ.