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I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be care

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We'll probably get to "vote" in the same way Russians get to "vote". You know, 90% turnout, 90% of that for the "correct" party...

spez being a spineless fuckboy? Nooooo.

listen, everything seems really really funny until there's an FBI agent sitting you down at a table with a printout of it. Tends to suck the humor right out of your shitposting.

"Reddit continues to be anti-free speech," Cedric Hohnstadt said on X. "I just got a lifetime ban from the 'comics' subreddit. Yesterday, I posted a humor comic that got over 5,400 upvotes. Then I noticed that there was a pinned post from the moderators saying that comics linked from X could no longer be shared because Musk gave a Nazi salute. I commented saying no he didn't. The moderator accused me of being pro-Nazi, banned me permanently for life, and deleted all my past posts from the 'comics' subreddit. But somehow Elon Musk is the totalitarian?" The post has been viewed 3.7 million times.

Amazing that a blind man can draw comics.

Surely it must mean the planes are the cause of the high cost of eggs! Thank goodness they're doing something about them.

I used to joke, back in his first term, about going back in time about twenty years from 2018, and trying to convince someone you're from the future.

If you're from the future, who's the next president, then?

Bush's son.

Jeb?

No, George Jr. Twice.

JUNIOR?! That fucking moron got elected?! And what about after him?

Our first black president, Barack Hussein Obama from Illinois.

... The American voting public elected a black man called Barack Hussein Obama? You gotta be fucking with me.

Nope. Two terms, too.

Suuure. And who was after him? A woman?

No, Donald Trump.

Oh fuck off you're not from the future, you're just a loon.

MTG is a demon in a skin suit. So is Kristi Noem.

It's the eyes.

No thanks to Vincent D’onofrio who is an atrocious actor.

exfuckingscuse me?

You seen Full Metal Jacket? I'm not here to debate the voice work in D2 but them's fightin' words.

I mean, Timeshift with BTRFS is pretty robust. I use it with Linux Mint, couldn't be happier.

what the other guy said. Send it to the media if it was a national scandal, it'll be extra spicy.

yeah, send that to his superiors and watch the fireworks.

🤡

Good, keep forming unions and keep making them shut down facilities. They're shitty places to work and fund a shitty human being, who funds other shitty human beings.

press send on that post that you felt wasn't of enough substance to be worth anyone's time.

I feel like you vastly underestimate the amount of subpar shitposts I'm capable of composing (and then thinking better of) in a given day.

Ice cream, soup (add crackers and let them soften, if you want), possibly noodles.

One snack food you can eat without chewing, goldfish crackers. One or two at a time, just let them soak up saliva in your mouth and soften before swallowing.

Certain hard candy, as long as you don't suck on them too hard. Think peppermints, something that'll make you salivate (which will help it dissolve without having to suck on it too aggressively -- you do not want dry socket). Also, any other soft candy that'll dissolve, like York peppermint patties, might be okay.

Sure, but not everyone carries around a cross for just such an occasion. Everyone's got their fists on them, though (well, unless you're an amputee -- in that case, bite Nazis.)

"straight-arm gesture"

is there any reputable, major news outlet that knows how to call a spade a spade? Or is all journalism dickless, now?

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e

yes, and it's one he would prefer didn't exist.

share it with your friends!

Following several arrests and extraditions, it was concluded that the then-41-year-old Dr. was "mentally unfit to stand trial" by a London psychiatrist, and prior to the trial, had been witnessed wearing condoms on his nose, carrying a cardboard box, and other extremely odd behaviors that diverted him from prison to London's Mausley Hospital.

Now, I'm not saying he was normal. But uh... carrying a cardboard box is an "extremely odd behavior"? By that metric, almost anyone could qualify for a cot in the mental ward.