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  • "We found a hole!"

    "Holy shit! Is it like the previous one at all?"

    "It's exactly like the previous one, only BIGGER!"

  • It is technically remotely their problem.

  • They skit around like, they are curious and confident.

    We hate wasps because they neurotic as fuck and can't make up their god damned minds, like HEY I'm over here HEY I'm over there HEY I'm back you wanna fight huh huh huh?!? Then they fuck off just to come back ten seconds later like HEY you thought I was gone well SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER whacha doin whacha doin whacha doin eh eh eh?

  • Yeah it's fucked, it's like they know. They know that you are a person, they know you won't harm them, and if you do want to harm them then A) they will GTFO quick, and B) FUCK YOU don't harm spiders you fucking beta ass bitch

  • Rocking that water like a fucking BAWS.

  • Many VPN providers provide this functionality.

    Try Mullvad VPN, you won't get more privacy minded OG hackers running a business than they- trust me, I know for a fact.

  • Trust him bro.

    Nah but seriously, search github.

    Or ask GPT to do it for you. It's ok, it's not cheating.

  • "I ALREADY KNEW THIS! HEY EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW I ALREADY KNEW THIS?!?"

  • I want to argue you, but I can't.

  • I NEVER THOUGHT THE LEOPARD WOULD EAT MY FACE!!!!

  • I have said for decades that we need to bring back some apex predators and let them roam free.

    Tigers, hippos, fucking Komodo dragons.

    Let them loose and let them breed.

    Not only helping nature along, but it would do humanity a ton of good to be hunted daily.

    It would cull the dumb, slow, fat population, bringing our numbers down, and teaching everyone some god damn humility.

    I'm dead serious. I've been planning to relocate and release Komodo dragons into the Florida swamps. They'd fucking thrive.

    Anybody wanna help, DM me.

  • Most of them.

    Marvel movies and well basically all of Hollywood are basically a massive money laundering scheme under the auspices of the DOD/USAF.

    Ask GPT. Even it knows.

  • The "you do you, let me do me" doesn't hold when the "you do you" involves everybody else as well.

    "I want to die, and I want you to die with me!"

    At some point you need to treat them like zombies and just bring out a fucking shotgun.

  • They never heard those stats. Even if they did, the propaganda told them not to believe their own minds.

    Reminds me of those CIA sponsored radio stations in banana republics (look up where that term comes from btw)- it was expensive hooking that shit up and in comes CIA pretending to be news stations, and broadcast propaganda for "free".

    Fast forward to 1996 and you have FOX on sovereign soil, doing the literal exact same thing.

    That's how we got here.

    They staged a fucking coup against their own fucking country using methods they tried, tested, and vetted in Central America in the 60s with GREAT SUCCESS!

    This country was always, always, always one big fucking psyop running the errands of a colonial fascist elite. Here's the end result. Enjoy.

  • Meat for the grinder. Can't afford healthcare? Why, join the army and you'll be set!

    That's what this is.

    Make normal life so impossible for the poor that they have no choice but to enlist to get their basic human rights provided for.

    War is coming, and they need to replenish the ranks.

    Think about it and tell me I'm wrong.

  • Her face is melting from the gravity of her corruption.

  • We need them in the fucking fold. They have nukes, they still wield tremendous power. Isolating them will only make them more radicalized.

    With them in the EU we at least have some control and influence over their fucking slipping.

    When a family member goes off the rails, you don't abandon them, you try to bring them back to sanity.

  • ICE got $100 billion by 2029.

    Get your fucking guns locked and loaded, fascism has finally arrived in America.

    We pissed on the legacy of the fighters of WW2, and hey, whaddayaknow, let the infection grow back and you'll have to fight it again.

    It's on domestic soil this time, very convenient, you won't have to invade a country on the other side of the fucking planet for once but get to wage war on your home turf!