Unless you button/zip it before washing. Then it's just the fitted sheet scooping up my underwear shouting, "Band together comrades we are stronger together!"
Did it feel like a day of intense sinus pain and then just an explosion of mucus from every orifice for a week and then a honking cough? Because i think i had that and thought the exact same thing.
It's a delicate ecosystem: the car salesmen need their cut to spend on drinking and gambling or else the bars and dog tracks will shut down causing more unemployment.
Use an electromagnet