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The House has impeached the Homeland Security secretary. Here's what you should know and what's next

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  • I'm mostly disappointed in the Biden speechwriters. Mayorkas Malarky would be excellent branding for this.

    • Fans around the world

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  • Pfft fuck that. A) Pizza is a traditional new world food, I can tell because of the tomatoes and 2) I will put pineapple and pancetta on a foccasia with some stanky romano while teabagging Michelangelo's David before I let Italians tells me about Pizza

    • Queer.af mastodon domain has been seized by the Taliban

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  • Dammit. The whole thing is basically absurd though because these letters mean fuckall in Afghanistan, Mali, and Malaysia and I think URLs can even have unicode now, though idk about tlds

    • They shot a slamdunk really well!

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  • Listen, fat

    • Queer.af mastodon domain has been seized by the Taliban

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  • That's not how it works... the .af domain is reserved for use by Afganistan by ICANN and the government of Afganistan is the Taliban. Same with the commies on .ml which is reserved for Malaysia.

    • sin/virtule

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  • It tantric sex lust or patience?

    • Randy Bobandy Avocandy.

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  • Whatchulookinatmypitfer?

    • I hate the word commentator. Its commenter.

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  • I am COMPUTATOR

    • That's a low blow

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  • I don't feel particularly challenged. The world is built for people in the 5'5"-6' range.

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  • Sounds cool but I'm not sure I want to spend 100 bucks per year to spite the data brokers...idk I do like spite though.

    • Can I get some Bachelor Chow already?

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  • Oh yeah that was a Futurama Bachelor Chow reference but yeah soylent isn't great. That being said i have a four pack in my fridge for cases of extreme decision fatigue.

    • Can I get some Bachelor Chow already?

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  • Now with flavor!

    • Just a quick reminder

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  • LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!

    • First on CNN: House Ethics Committee reached out to Rep. Matt Gaetz’s ex-girlfriend amid ongoing investigation | CNN Politics

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  • For real someone needs to check on him so he doesn't wind up like Shelly.

    • Nikki Haley: Texas has the right to secede from the United States if it wants to

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  • To be fair, Haley also has no idea, allegedly, why the Civil War was fought.

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  • OUR GOD IS BITCHIN BUT HE, YES HE, NEEDS TWO THINGS: MONEY AND [mad lib pick any combo race,ethnicity,religion] BABIES

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  • Sometimes I'm actually really glad the quiverfull people and the jihadist muslims have invented a bunch of nonsense to keep them from realizing how much of the same page they're all on....

    • Gen Z and millennial productivity is being crushed by bosses who don’t understand them, top university research says

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  • Yeah man my boomer dad gets a fucking pension! Blows my mind, except it doesn't because he was in a great union. I actually remember being on vacation once when they were doing contract negotiations and my dad calling his buddy each night to see if there was news. Kind of put a damper on the vacation but he only has that pension because he was in a union who was willing to strike.

    • N.S.A. Buys Americans’ Internet Data Without Warrants, Letter Says

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  • Yeah but only one of those can be paid for with seized crypto assets.

    • N.S.A. Buys Americans’ Internet Data Without Warrants, Letter Says

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