I don't ask for much but if the cookie dough god does exist may he produce unlimited cookies inside every evil person on the planet. Let's go easy, 1 cookie per minute for the first day. Double that every hour until they repent... I mean rip and pop.
Let's gather together to figure out what went wrong. First off, hay they only waited for Microsoft technology, they could have built millions if not billions of these towers in coordination with the aliens who actually did all the work and while using our very secret 7th hand. You and I know about it but we must not let machines know.
Well, I liked how Microsoft teams/Skype made docs easily accessible. But as always MS totally fucked up big time. So I setup my own book library, music library and photo library. I love Joplin for my notes between devices, navidrome for music, photoprism for photos. That's what I think the future internet should include.
Now AI...instead of us paying for an AI chip to deport our daily motions and emotions to coca cola so it can decide what size shoes we should wear and when, I'd like to propose something. Could a company give me an AI chip that can search and categorize all my files such that I can ask questions about them? But without double crossing me and telling Macy's about the size of my left ball? No the internet should not be big brother keeping us trapped. It should be freeing.... Welcome Mr.Johnson! I've calculated your income to inflation risk and have formulated two strategies for improvement. Here's your personal news.... I know of three favorable sexual partners living near us and have organized a fun get together this weekend for you. Your car is fully charged but you should probably do work from home today since its meeting's day. Your favorite Shakespeare quote, would you like me to recite it in French translated to Japanese with Mexican accent? No? Well, if there's anything else I can do for you....not for Nike, Nikon, Costco, Apple or Ford or Chiquita Banana, just let me know.....
No, I don't. All I'm saying is she's awesome. I propose that the people want someone who is different and probably the only people who are currently very public that people might want to vote for would be Bernie and AOC.
But probably new names would be best. New names that are not polarizing and that attract Republican vote. There have to be normal people who are currently Republican but would vote democrat if the right candidate came along. Why not test the waters now. See if AOC is electable if she's not, then definitely do not look inside. Look for new people.
In the beginning we used to exchange cassettes. You would have a boombox with two cassettes. You would play one while you recorded on the other. Then you gave the cassette back to your friend. Next was the VCR with the big ass cassettes.
Then you would do the same with floppies, then zip disks. Then one day CD recording was a thing, then DVDs. Then thumb drives and now portable HDDs. Basically the cheapest form or recording is always the most popular way for people to share stuff.
The only ones who don't want us to share are those who want to make millions by never innovating.
Last time I jumped into the band wagon cheering the Cheeto's entrance into politics and almost instantly regretting it, that's when we got Cheeto. I was thinking in my head, if only some rando piece of #$@@$@ candidate could come and help Hilary win. And bang! Hilary lost and we got Cheeto. Like we all ended up assuming nobody would actually vote Cheeto because he was a celebrity and we hadn't had one of those in a while. But nah. So here we are, Cheeto vs billionaire nazi asshole. Who would ever vote nazi asshole right?
Exactly! Me, I go to work, I take home basically half, one quarter is taxes that I will never see back because the roads are so so fixed but if I need healthcare I'm totally fucking screwed. First off even for regular checkups I have to pay extra cuz a continues 1/5th of my pay isn't enough to cover my doctor's vacation and the drug company's CEO's personal ball scrubbers. As soon as I get a Mayor thing happen they will raise my premiums to the company and the company will secretly start recording everything I do wrong so that they can fire me as soon as I make my first wrong action. Noe without a job and healthcare, the orange turd is fighting social security and free healthcare. Plus I'm brown enough to live in fear of getting an accidental deportation parking ticket. Here, you hit the wrong car and they can apparently blast your front door. How does ant of that even help me? I much rather put all my benefits in a savings account and then fly to Tijuana for the amputation or whatever.
We have AC, however, bless their hearts, the people who built our house put the only vents on the floor. When its cold you get warm air at the bottom of the house, which is probably OK, but the AC unit pulls air also at the bottom... Which is also OK for heating. Now think cooling for a sec. Pull the cold air from the bottom where the air is cold and then blow it at the bottom where its still cold.
I don't ask for much but if the cookie dough god does exist may he produce unlimited cookies inside every evil person on the planet. Let's go easy, 1 cookie per minute for the first day. Double that every hour until they repent... I mean rip and pop.