altphoto @ altphoto @lemmy.today

Posts

20

Comments

955

Joined

4 mo. ago

The Taliban are jealous. Imagine, the Taliban never touched American soil. But the president is putin boots on the ground. Against Americans!

Settlement for $500million and a sincere presidential appo....$500million, coming right up!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Ocean_Resort_Baja_Mexico

He fucked up every investor by around $200,000.0 each. Lots of love for this guy to go around. Somehow he keeps buying into higher and higher places. Purchasing the seat of the US presidency may not be the end.....China has a heck of a lot of people to fuck with!

A distraction! You need to watch the McGrover movie on Nezflik. Celery is important but you must remember to chamfer the stalk part.

The fucking thing cannot search. I like to keep my email as conversation mode, but regardless if I get an attachment or I can remember some of the words in the email I would search for it and maybe 10% of the time I would find it.

It's incredibly frustrating how useless the search function is.

Milk! Of course! That's the secret!

They should protest in a rich neighborhood. Just a huge mass protest in the richest neighborhood possible.

I hope they know how to swim?

Just give them jalapeños. Have them play with the "fruit" for as long as they want.

Cooking the pigeon with his mind:

While riding an elephant in the ocean:

I would totally have another McDonalds burger every time musk said anything. A cheesy cheese Burger with Bacon. Lots and lots of juicy aminal flesh that is good for everyone. Totally. Forget all of us vegans and non meat eaters.... Greasy cheese meat is the best.

I see it. But an anteater is below the knee. Impossible unless the orangutans are getting kinky again. Sickoes!

Freaking elephants!... With a zebra, with a panda. They see anything that moves and they need to hump it!

The elephants are screwing the sheep and the antelopes again!

These racist politician assholes should never ever be allowed to represent us in government.

You'll need a rechargeable electric shaver, and a quart of black paint....

Here's what you do. First shave the dogs carefully. Then...oh you'll need several circular stancil sizes.....

It would have taken longer to steal if they kept the jewels in individual boxes under beds or maybe individual cubbyholes along the wall. Like the criminals would need a ladder.

Oh...a wet saw. Makes sense..... Criminals carrying 3 jugs of smart water run into the store..... Excuse me, this is a robbery, do you have an electrical chord, we forgot ours.....

Nah, our safe opening guy was busy this weekend.

Well, yeah its dangerous and all but its a living!

Looks like they came well equipped. Is that a sawsall? Or torch? It doesn't look burnt. So my guess is some kind of diamond blade? But those things are crazy slow on metal. Maybe a combination of a grinder and a sawsall?

Oh that's hilarious. We used to live near a Jehovah's temple or whatever they call it. That literally stopped going house to house for a while.