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You can make the absolute best masks using gelatin...old special FX lol. You can make a bunch of scars or big lips etc. Wear a wig. A year ago this would be so LOL! Now its reality. Like you gotta disguise yourself to get the privacy we used to have.

Wow! 3 years!

I feel like maybe only people who have vaginas and can get pregnant should have a say in the whole abortion rights issue. So I'll step aside and just mention that my drainage system has zero bodies in it. So you know, like most normal people should probably have more voice than the Catholic church with rapist priests and 800 abortion bodies in their drain pipes. But yes, we should all be allowed to present evidence :).

Who would have think a simple peanut could do that! She doesn't believe in science or vaccines so just thoughts and prayers? Me on the other hand, please poke me with any new vaccines you got.

Hey! I'm a grower too! Definitely not a shower.

You may now lick the fluoride wall for 15 seconds. Better cherish that fresh mint breath. Don't forget to pay the lady

The internet is not for kids.

Any voiceless demographics oppose? No? Motion passes.

My car comes with a break pedal and a prevent pedal. Right after a long prevent I like to take a little break.

Yes, we get it! Its up! In America we just use that expression as a greeting.

What's up?
Women points up with her finger...

Wow! Up is that way in America too!

Repeat after me.... "Enshitification"!

Oh that's great. Fantastic. Can someone please feel the need to bring one of these into the country for observation or whatever people bring ticks for?

That's one thing this country needs desperately right now... Some big problem or some sort. We've apparently ran out of problems and are actively looking for them as we speak.

This guy, tall big guy crying. Crying he says, big guy. Crying he says. He says. Mr Tuberous the nukes are in the brief case. He says the briefcase, crying. Big. A big guy. So I says, "yes of course! It must be

I got beach front before it was beach front! I love it!

Hilarious!

You m#*"$#red how many did you say? Wow!

And Vicente.

Freedom cancer pills!

Do you know who I am? Yeah in the series. Oh. How about in real life?

Every dollar goes to curing his dementia.