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Everyone should pray for a heart murmur for the Orange turd. A murmur, or other little things like that help people people realize how close 90 is. And knowing that 80+ year olds make up a tiny percent of the population begs a big bigly question.... Where do they all go?

My cousin died of that. I still remember her face in the casket. So unrecognizable due to all the pregnancy bloating. She was such a beautiful woman. Her kids are doing good by her but ectopic pregnancies are nothing to laugh at. You as the pregnant person are given a choice, do you want to stay a live or have the baby. Then you go under. My cousin never woke up. I highly doubt that she would be smiling holding the baby clothes if the baby had died. And she knew of this too late to abort and too early in the pregnancy to not realize she was going to die. Imagine knowing the exact time, place and reason for your death and not actually be able to prevent it.

And L is definitely not my size. Plus, what if I was going to buy something for my cousin or my husband? My wife? What if I had a newborn? The size is the wrong characteristic to determine based on previous purchases or what a thousand other shoppers have purchased.... Ofcourse you're getting L! Its the thing in the middle! The average!

You can?!!! How! Must have porn now! Plz!

Go to the website directly! Porn hub is not hard to spell! I spell it all the time even using no fingers at all!

What pieces of total shit.

Seriously? I have to tell my wife. She's sometimes open and sometimes closed to the idea of a threesome or just bisexuality.

Honey, are those train tracks? .... Yes looks like we'll turn left on to the tracks for 1/2 a mile. Its a detour.

Someone might remember Bill 300 years from now as a bump on the road for Linux.

Texa? Florida?

Very true. Now he's out of debt. Its time someone asked him to pay for all the various things he didn't pay for during both campaigns.

How do you heil a Tesla cab?....you don't. Unless you want to end up rotting in a concentration camp in El Salvador. Fuck face is exactly the type who would rape you in the morning and then walk outside the room into the balcony and shoot an innocent bystander for no reason. See "Schindler's list". So you don't.

Dude, that's Matt Damon!

Someone should probably complaint harder and use solar power instead of constantly trying to build up a nuclear threat.

Now let's get back to all the mess the orange turd was doing last week.

No bubble, I assume nothing. If $7.12 is the goal, then so be it!

Jesefino Muktimory is already growing a fleet of Mexican donkeys for autonomous intercity package deliveries. They are controlled by solar powered rider boxes. Its all new tech!

Now let's as Chad Ye Peter about Trump's undress of America regarding Iran last name Strikes.

Trump to undress the nation over Iran Strikes? Who's this Iran? Is he gonna do us while we're undressed? Where are our clothes going to go? When can we get our clothes back? Do we have to go to work undressed? I need clarification soon cuz I gotta go to work. I can still see my clothes. Wait, is this a club thing? Is there an STD check before joining? Its mostly men isn't it?

Gas is already at $5.50. So when will we reach $10 a gallon like real Europeans?

He failed Trump steaks!

Who fails steaks? I'm vegan, but who fails steaks???