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  • I didn't know that about German and capitalization. That's fascinating! How would that play out verbally? Would you just have to figure it out from context?

  • I really like these. They all seem very poetic, at least in English. I think my favorite is "near the ink it blackens, near the lamp it lights."

  • I think it's hilarious how often different languages use genitalia in their idioms. These feel like they'd work really well, even in English.

  • This is hilarious šŸ˜‚ Is it something those of us without dicks would also say? (In English, I might still tell someone to "suck my dick," despite not having one.)

  • I thought "be on the cinnamon" was going to be my favorite, but the list just kept getting better. I think you ended on the best.

  • I've enjoyed reporting their emails as spam. It's the last "fuck you" I can give them without just ignoring them completely.

  • I vote for the other stuff; this post and the thread to which I replied is talking about the two options we have for president.

    I'd be more enthusiastic about voting in the presidential election if it made a difference. I don't live in a swing state; my state is all but guaranteed to go to Biden in November. My vote counts for a fraction of someone in a different state, which just furthers the notion that it's a pointless gesture.

    But do be disturbed. It should be disturbing that a growing number of people feel the way I do. That isn't just reflective of us; it's reflective of the broken system. Maybe try directing some of your disgust in that direction instead of just patronizing someone on the internet.

  • Makes it really difficult to get up the enthusiasm to vote when it's all shit in some way or another, but it's important to remember that not all shits are created equal. I will without doubt pick the shit that is just old and shitty over the one that is old, shitty, and actively trying to destroy democracy in the US.

  • I would contend that using coffee as a douche is something you should discuss with your doctor before doing.

  • For me, I had two sets of silverware and then two stray forks that I'd no clue from whence they came. Once I had them, though, every fork from the actual sets became the one I didn't want to use.

  • In addition to the other suggestions here, these are two (and a half) tips that work for me:

    1. Ice pack or cool cloth on the back of your neck and forehead. The cold restricts blood flow in the area, which can help ease pain.
    2. Soak your feet in warm water (or find other ways to make your feet warm without warming up the rest of you). The heat expands the blood vessels, encouraging blood flow in your feet, which draws blood away from your head and can help ease pain.

    0.5. There is a pressure point in your hand (called L14), between the thumb and forefinger, that can help relieve headache pain. YMMV, of course.

    I hope you feel better!

  • Yeah, well, I don't want your inhumane filth in my species, senator asshat, but we don't always get what we want.

    Here's to hoping his vengeful god strikes him down with something atrocious.

  • I chose "none," since I'll be stuck voting for Joe in November anyway.

  • You win this round...

  • Every time I see your username, I get the urge to demand a banana from you. I know you have them; you're just lying about no bananas. ą² _ą² 

  • For as much comfort as the OBGYN provides (at least in the US), Claire's might be a better choice: cheaper and you still don't get any pain meds.

  • Ew, just as gross as ours. Thanks for the education!

  • An image of the officer wearing the black patch that includes the star and white bars, similar to the Israeli flag, was posted on social media on Thursday.

    This clickbait headline didn't specify that it's not the Magen David, but rather a representation of the Israeli flag, which is not the same thing.

    Also, Canada has "thin blue line" flags? What do they look like? The Canadian flag only has two thick stripes, so unless they're using the version based on the US flag (which makes no fucking sense - they're Canadian), I don't see it.

    For reference, here's the image of the patch (downloaded from another article that actually included it: