Dude, I'm fucking AWFUL at parrying - to the point that it's just a mechanic I simply don't interact with at all - in Soulslikes (and I'm not great at dodging tbh either) and I've made it through the majority of the bosses in Elden Ring base (haven't gotten the DLC), ALL of them in DS3, and I'm currently working through DS2. (Plus both the Star Wars Jedi Souls games completely solo, which are honestly just My First Dark Souls with a SW skin lol)
If at first you don't succeed, roll a caster and summon people lol
Bro, i don't know what church(es) you've been going to, but... Damn. I've never (that I can recall, at any rate) heard any self-professed 'Christian' of any kind take apparent pleasure in groups of people being sentenced to eternal damnation... Not even the really shitty ones.
That's kind of where the whole 'missionary' thing comes in
Dude took his grandkids swimming in a sewage infested waterway... I mean, you expect someone like that to have even the loosest grasp of anything resembling nuance?
Pretty much anyone who asked, I'd imagine 🤣😂