agentshags @ agentshags @sh.itjust.works

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Is your business a buccees lol

Casey's pizza is actually really good. Their breakfast pizza is awesome, but I when I actually get it I'll order a whole large and share it with the fam for dinner. Bacon or sausage would be the two options in the warmer. They are out of Ankeny IA I believe, but are in small towns all over the Midwest.

Probably before. I'd wager people without heath insurance might succumb to illness, mentally unstable might commit suicide, homeless might freeze to death

That's for French kissing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deverry_Cycle?wprov=sfla1

There is a joke to be made from this comment, and I'm trying so hard not to make it lol

Fair trade?

I imagine that's a empty can of V8 and a bottle of hot sauce beside him lol

What in the fresh fuck

Would it be bad to send this to the girl I've been talking too while we trick or treat with both our kids

I liked to text my coworkers pictures of my cats.

It got to be a bit much, and started to be referred to as me getting drunk and sending pussy pics.

I haven't sent one in months :( kind of miss it lol

What the fuck man.

Stale smoke with no flower in the bowl

Not Suitable For.. what? Work, home, LIFE?!!

Snooze option does alarm five minutes later. Checkmate, atheists!

This is rookie shit. Gotta have them alarms 15 minutes apart, bare minimum.

Sharkface selfie 🤳

I'm guessing some kind of bio engineering related use was expected, but even if that's the case, the syringe is still fucking weird lol

And implanted bewbs

Vaporware is a humorous one, but understandable. They are pretty close in spelling :p