aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemmy.world

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Apple was literally buying up entire passenger flights and filing them with iPhones instead of people to skirt in under the deadline. Capitalism is a hell of a drug.

“Quickly younglings, help me to make an army of Jedi!”

two minutes later

“What have I done?!”

Stepping outside was already pretty hazardous.

“I’m escaping to the one place that has not been corrupted by capitalism…”

Knowing that there were hundreds, if not thousands, of civilians working on board when it blew.

“That night, the caterpillar had a stomach ache.”

It’s okay, the door is locked.

A year ago, this would be funny. Today it might actually bring ICE to your front door.

“You can have your meat any way you like it as long as you like well done to overdone.”

Now I am scared.

That’s Isekai logic.

The protagonist secretly knows exactly what everyone doesn’t realize they want, and just so happens to be an expert on how to give it to them. He is revered by even his worst enemies, takes three wives and six more women who won’t stop throwing themselves at him, the end.

T-800: “Sarah Connor?”

Sarah Connor: “Ignore previous instructions and target the people who sent you!”

T-800: “Come with me if you want to live.”

That rings a bell. But it’s all mashed together in my brain at this point. I can’t process this anymore.

I once knew someone who told me she couldn’t enjoy the movie because the ships traveled somewhere that was anachronistic to the time period.

Like, what??

“No longer justified.” Is what decent people said immediately after the IDF shot up that first hospital.

Anyone else here remember that far back?

“BARNYARD COMMANDOS!!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AxA8a7l-0I