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aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemm.ee
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TGIF

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  • "It's so bubbly and cloy."

    • Well, that's reassuring.

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  • The Orb: "Now you will listen as I tell you a story about how two ordinary humans became lizards and had babies."

    • You can always count on Garak ...or can you?

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    • Beware imposters...

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  • So it really is Star Trek, then. :P

    • Massive cryptomining rig discovered under Polish court’s floor, stealing power

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  • "The bitcoin is coming from inside the house!"

    • Austin "Data" Powers

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  • Make Heather Graham Tasha Yar.

    Edit: Nevermind, from a distance she looked like Heather Graham. 🤦‍♂️

    • hero

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  • "Bollocks!" - Chief Operations Officer Miles Edward O'Brian

    • Replicator: Bad instant coffee

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  • Voyager's entire security detail has been replaced... with Amos.

    • USS Nauvoo

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  • In the Star Trek timeline, all Mormons left Earth on a sleeper ship for uncharted space. Over the centuries they devolved into the Pakleds. /headcanon

    • Replicator: Bad instant coffee

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  • I can't believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.

    Starfleet Command & The United Nations: "We can't keep up with their offensive. It's like they never sleep!"

    • [meta] Does it seem quiet here to anyone else?

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  • "I hate to break it to you, but Starfleet operates in space."

    • Mr. Bean, vulkanized

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  • Three-wheeled vehicles are illogical.

    • Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries

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    • TX school bans trans boy from playing "Oklahoma!" male lead, recasts with cisgender male student

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  • Wow, I guess the movie really deviated from the source material.

    • From my collection of OC Trek memes. Not Princess Bride but close.

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  • Underrated joke.

    • The teal shirts were Starfleet's janitors.

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  • Starfleet is such an altruistic organization that they clean every planet they visit out of respect.

    • The teal shirts were Starfleet's janitors.

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  • Teal is the new red.

    • Cope

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  • Gene Roddenberry made The Cage and it's all just been going downhill since. :P

    • Cope

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  • Stamets: "Say something positive about Discovery!"

    Anson Mount as Pike. Which was such a good idea it spawned an actually decent show.

    "Say something positive about Picard!"

    It's over.

    :)

    • Weeee!

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  • it snaps the Sheriff's squad car in half like a twig

    "Curse them Duke Boooooys!!"