Gosh, I am just so sorry to any and everyone who has had to endure the experience this character has clearly been through for years before this. It’s so deeply upsetting to think of the shame and trauma that many millions of people experience on a daily basis for something as rote and innocuous as a thought of attraction. I know that I am incredibly privileged to have never even considered this particular conduit for hurt, and my heart breaks for those who live with it each day. You deserve love, and you deserve it on your terms.
In English, someone might say “wifi in da train” to be goofy or playful. The fact that the actual Dutch wording is almost exactly what someone would say to be funny in a stupid way in English gives off a sort of “is this a real language or is someone making up phrases to mess with me” vibe
idk, doesn't seem that crazy to me. if you don't drink or are a small person with a small tolerance, you might have no idea how many beers a person who drinks more might get through per night. don't want to underdo it and have them run out, don't want to overdo it and make them feel like you think they're a crazy alcoholic. and then obviously add a little d r a m a to it cause it's a tweet :)
Is this an Orville reference out in the wild? Or is the Orville reference actually a Star Trek reference that I never knew