actionjbone @ actionjbone @sh.itjust.works

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Congrats, you're also one of them

That's not what she said.

So... maps?

If they don't bother to tell you what it is in the title, it's not actually an important milestone.

I like how they make up a phony benefit to try to make it seem like you'll get something out of it.

By their nature, techbros are exclusionary toward women/other genders.

So, no gender-neutral term is necessary.

Well, for one thing, Earth has people, and as far as we know every other planet doesn't.

Honestly I can't remember the last time I cooked something WITHOUT carrot and onion.

Yessss.

Meat and bone scraps are so great to cook with.

Baked beans.

Super easy to make, not hard to make delicious, taste just as good the next day, freeze really well.

I suppose I could just punch them in the face.

A computer can't do that.

What you need to do is take a sharp knife, remove the head, then stitch it back on in place more snuggly.

Websites that deliberately disregard browser settings and find ways to forcibly autoplay videos.

That includes sites which use animated gifs in order to simulate playing a silent video, to trick you into clicking on it.

Just give me a damn still image if I don't want video. I will only get angry if you shove video down my throat.

Department of Oligarchy, Graft, and Edgelords

That fundamentally misses the point of the song.

99% of people who say they're being "devil's advocate" are actually, in fact, just being assholes

Yes, that's projection.

Ah yes, the King Rinder. For when your need to de-skin a king.

No, because I don't think about her at all.

I would use it... eventually.

But only after becoming an elite assassin who specializes in eliminating billionaires, and only after becoming so good at what I do that I run out of targets.