My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I'm merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.

For a second I thought that was Sundar Pichai.

When somebody says they like Proton:

Why is the dpad censored?

Not sure what's the idiom with "fridge" in it.

Technically, there's a bundle that includes the game for $50.

My two favorite malaphors:

• It's not rocket surgery.
• We will burn that bridge when we get to it.

But the sale numbers are probably much higher nowadays, so it would be feasible to sell games for cheaper. But why would they? People are gonna buy them anyway. Those who won't will get them on a sale later.

I'll be waiting for the Tinfoil discount.

I honestly don't see this changing any time soon because there are biological incentives behind both stereotypes. And, anecdotally, my gf (40+) will pout if in some context I refer to her as a woman, and be like "noooo, I'm a girl... :(". Semi-jokingly, of course, but only semi.

Stereotypically, women always strive to look as young as possible, so calling one a girl can be seen as a compliment. While men, stereotypically strive to appear mature, hence calling one a boy can be considered an insult.

Parallel universe when
perpendicular universe walks in

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Then I misunderstood and was thinking of a different adjustment of the head. The one I was thinking about us when you wedge the screwdriver behind the head and bend it otwards a little for better contact. For that you need a flat tool.

Don't you use a flathead for that?

Uses Too Many Big Words

Contention

How can one be chronologically disappointed? Did you mean "chronically"?

So she wants to go to jail if she wakes up with a headache?

It was obviously sarcasm with that 100ths precision rating.

Your mom ends in butt.