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_lilith
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FEMA: Worker fired after directing workers to avoid helping hurricane survivors who supported Trump

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  • How much do you want to bet it was just a guy saying "Hey be careful with trumpers because they like to shoot at us." political discrimination my ass. Wolves whining because a sheep won't jump into their teeth.

    • aerodynamics

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  • Thats because its...

    HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED

    • TIL Nintendo coats all of their Switch cartridges with extremely bitter denatonium benzoate to deter children from putting them in their mouths and swallowing them.

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    • How do you officially pronounce a possessive like: " Travis' "?

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  • avoid altogether. [object] belongs to Travis

    • What weird food or dishes do you eat regularly at home that you would never serve to someone else?

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  • Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

    2nd place goes to microwaved potato

    • If I lose the spread gun, I start over.

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  • You know how you keep missing the exploding bridge jump on the first level? You gotta stop shooting the machine gun while you jump. Makes you go a little further.

    • I'd have to hear her argument, but...

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  • Balance? Fucked up my sour dough starter is what you did Grimace.

    • Meta fires staffers for using $25 meal credits on household goods

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  • Someone making 400,000 a year who has no need to risk their job for 25 dollars mentioned it off hand to HR. One could infer that the policies were unclear and the reaction was overkill.

    • #goals

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  • It's a strange thing, surviving an enemy. An old man accused me of hitting a japanese maple with my car (parked near it once) and said that it damaged the tree and made it grow green after. He was a dumb asshole because all japanese maples are grafts. The original larger green tree just wanted to grow and he didn't trim it. He blamed and accused me of it for years while threatening to take me to court when I had to park even close to it. He died of course, a heart attack. I don't feel less angry about the whole thing but now there is no one to be angry at. I have to remind myself it doesn't matter anymore and enjoy the shade.

    • How many squirrels do you think you could take in a fight to the death?

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  • A straight fight when I am out hiking? Yeah 30 sounds reasonable out of a mob before you wear down, but I would definitely run away to get better tools for the squirrelpocalypse

    • There is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.

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  • Travel channel and Food network switch content sometimes

    • Cucumber 🥒

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  • kinky

    • Reports that Capri Sun is phasing out pouches for bottles is ruining childhoods everywhere

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  • I only have my experience but consuming Capri sun specifically gave me cavities. Like zero to six in six months when I started getting it for lunch as a kid

    • What nonmurder crime would you commit if all crime was legal for a day?

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  • Arson.

    • Shiny Bean

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  • It looks weird from underneath, way more concave than the view from the side would suggest

    • I hate these icons

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    • Why a leading expert on gun violence is sounding alarms about the 2024 election

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  • Because more people now consider politically motivated violence acceptable. That's the whole story.

    • Rule

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  • You just gotta slowly grind heal exp blowing all your money on extra staffs until she gets to 20, and class upgrade her to a bishop. Then she can take TWO hits!

    • Reports that Capri Sun is phasing out pouches for bottles is ruining childhoods everywhere

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  • shit rots your teeth anyway

    • What's a phrase you hear a lot, but disagree with?

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  • "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results,"  It's like nails on a chalkboard every time I hear it. There is a very limited context where it may be applicable, but mostly it's used to give up trying or mock someone for failing a task. Have you never gotten better at something over time? Learned an instrument? Played a hard video game? Learned to ride a bike? It stops problem solving dead and kills motivation making it less than useless. Oh and its misattributed to Einstein like every other shitty quote