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This has nothing to do with bots. Verification comes with more info provided on your part, which they will sell.

Sounds like a good opportunity for anyone who has ever wanted to be a snail farmer.

I'm going to have to download an app to use my zippers, aren't I?

De Beers did it with diamond engagement rings as well.

It's when you pee in someone's mouth during a blowie.

Any port in a storm, I always say.

I've always been afraid of being killed by a drunk driver, or dying while at work. Now both of those things can happen at the same time.

If this is another attempt to get me to stare into a laser, I'm going to say "Fool me once."

Microplastics weren't enough, let's give the sealife macroplastics.

No volume, vibrate, led, or push notifications. If you want my attention badly enough, call. And I will screen the call and text you back at my convenience. I will not be on a leash. Now excuse me while I doomscroll for 2 to 17 hours.

For the cats, at least. I wouldn't recommend doing it for yourself. I learned that the hard way.

My cats will be about to throw up, so I'll slide a paper towel under them, and they will try to move to get back to the floor.

You're absolutely right, as that cat will puke in the most inconvenient spot.

True, but most of the oppressors are boomers.

Weak men created hard times. Thanks, boomers.

Gen 4 was a lot of fun, probably my favorite lineup in any of the first few generations. Torterra is awesome.

I have never heard of him before. I recognize my comment isn't unique, except in perhaps phrasing. Has Clarke said something within the same vein?

I wouldn't say it's magic. It's more like understanding how the forces that hold together our universe, and how we can harness these forces for our own gain.

Well we need to think ahead a little bit. We can't take a mentally ill person right off the street and stick them in a colonial revival and expect them to maintain with the upkeep.