Zozano @ Zozano @lemy.lol

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I don't know how the Christians see this and think anything other than "this is some evil shit".

Games are art. I have full respect for an artist who does not compromise their vision for someone who refuses to engage with the art, on the artists terms.

A lot of people played The Witcher 3 and thought the combat was boring, but never spent time preparing for battle by considering which oils and potions to use - because they didn't need to. They were playing on easy or normal.

These people robbed themselves of the experience of immersing themselves in the role of a Witcher, and turned each encounter into a button masher.

Imagine being a developer and seeing people shit on your game for 'unengaging combat'.

Now, sure, you can make the argument that that's just one element of The Witcher 3, and some people are playing for the story - and fair enough.

But there isn't anything analogous in the Souls franchise. The gameplay IS bashing your head against a wall for ten hours. You don't get to just turn down the difficulty, breeze through every boss on the first try, and claim the game is boring.

Terrerrerreera 5 eva

Diabetes Stranding

**fungeon

Where's my upstream explicit sync lads

"The veals"

I think they're called calf's until they leave the abattoir.

So, where do they go? Do they evaporate? Or something?

Discharge though. Ew.

Paragraphs are your friends

Took me a minute lol

Pacific Rim | Winnie the Pooh

Evangelion | Also Winnie the Pooh

It should read:

And if he spins around fast enough his hat will look as if the wojack rolling around is animated.

The other bit of irony is that being the 46th would disqualify him from being the 47th

His hat reads 45-47

That's wrong. It implies he was the 46th president too.

It should read 45, 47

What a dumbass.

For the uninitiated, to be "ratio'd" means you had more comments than likes.

Because there are no downvotes on Twitter, being radio'd is synonymous with a shit take.

Isn't this the same argument as "if women can't have abortions, they will stop having sex"?

Nobody gets married under the assumption they will get divorced. Marriage is supposed to be a gesture of a life long commitment.

On top of that, there are financial benefits to getting married.

I highly doubt this would stop anyone from getting married.

People should stop getting married because it's a government contract based in religion - it's gross and I don't want either of those things being involved in my relationships.

I'm still waiting for my proposal regarding instant orgasm to be classified as sexual assault regardless of whichever animal it's cast on.

I don't care how hard it is to breed Panda's, we can't just make them nut on command.

I'm not pointing fingers here, we've all made our pets seize on the ground for a good twenty minutes or so while we finish the latest episode of Keeping Up with Prostatulus uninteruppted, but we've got to do something to stop the fucking apprentices from doing it for shits and giggles, it's pretty sick when you stop to think about it.

At a bare minimum limit the orgasms to one minute, and necessitate a bodily fluid retention spell. I'm tired of stepping over the puddles when sneaking out the newbloods quarters.

Can't wait for Weird Al to host the debate, just like last time.