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  • Steepest learning curve of any game I've played. So damn rewarding though.

  • So you're telling me I can get my daily vitamin C if I drink just 13 cups?

  • You should have told your mother to shut up when you're talking to her.

  • For me, it was Trump.

    I used to hate him, but after he lost the presidency, I realised how empty my life was without him.

    From 2016 to 2020, every morning I would wake up with a smile on my face while I read the latest, dumbest shit I've ever heard. Each day was progressively more unhinged than the day before.

    He was the perfect receptacle of my endless rage. Sure, he was the source of the rage in the first place, but the combination of infuriation and bewilderment was cathartic.

  • You're glad you grew up doing underaged girls with CRT monitors, instead of doing underaged girls with smart phones?

    Weird flex, but OK.

  • I'm curious to know what you think after watching.

  • Metaphorically Hitler

  • At the risk of derailing the conversation, if you haven't seen The Last Wish, do yourself a favour.

    If you've seen the first Puss In Boots and was dissuaded, give this a chance.

    The animation is Spiderverse tier, the theming and context of the movie is very much not for children.

    If you need convincing, take four minutes to watch this clip of Puss meeting >!death!<

  • "I'm healthy, I eat fruit, vegetables, etc."

    "What's etc.?"

    "Other things"

    "Like what?"

    "... Let's move on."

  • "It was her fault for being dressed like that"

  • I've unironically had this happen to me, same friend, twice.

    They had the audacity to blame me, despite being generous enough to perform some basic maintenance and performance enhancements.

    Then when they got home, forgot to plug it back in.

  • How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?

    I've been using mine for about four years now, and I think it's insane that most people don't even know about the benefits of squatting posture.

  • Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty.

    But seriously, get yourself a toilet stool, it's a life changing purchase.

  • "If it makes you feel any better, I considered the scenario in which you found the impetus for the name Maua. So a few weeks ago I Googled the name to find what else it means, and apparently it's also a municipality in Brazil, pretty cool huh? Maybe we can take her there one day!"

  • I used to watch Techlore too, but the final nail in the coffin for me was saying he was using stock Android

  • Thanks for the detailed breakdown, I think I get the broad strokes now.

    It's difficult to parse when your brain defaults to "one of these parties are unfairly maligned" - when the truth is they're both shitty.

    It's a shame. Some years ago I got a lot of value from both websites, but haven't really followed digital privacy trends lately. It's such a time sink to gauge the value of everything by yourself.