I have the privilege of knowing someone from my early childhood years who has too much money.
He showed me a picture of some multimillionaire dickhead he knows, who uses a slate of ancient polished obsidian for nothing other than his coke plate.
I think I remember reading a while ago that apps need to be updated occasionally to comply with .apk guidelines.
This is presumably dependant on which permissions the .apk requests. So a simple calculator app wouldn't need to be updated, but the calculator plus app, which tracks my blood pressure, how many glasses of water I've drank, and my semen count, would need to be updated occasionally to comply with Google's privacy policies.
But I'm not an app developer, so don't trust me on a whim.
Oh man, wait till they hear about how I riced both my master and slave servers. I threw so many RGB LEDs on them, they look like recipients of a Fukoshima clown bukkake.
DO ISAAC YOU PUSSIES. MAKE AN ELEVEN MINUTE ANIMATION ABOUT A RELIGIOUS WACKJOB HEARING GOD TELL HER TO KILL HER SON, WHO FLEES TO THE BASEMENT AND FIGHTS AN ABORTION WITH HIS TEARS
Hmmmm... I think I like it. Though it makes anonymity slightly harder if that's my objective.