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  • The institute are bad because they're basically "scientific racists" - they diminish the experienced suffering of conscious beings, even though they're anatomically identical to Real Humans™

    They've got the power to fix so many problems upstairs, but they're so far removed from the suffering of others that they don't know what the problems even are.

    They're essentially the 1% in our world. Bunch of privileged cunts who think they can fix the world by throwing money at a problem without really understanding the plight of the working class.

  • I loathe Fallout 4 for all the things the game has robbed the franchise of.

    Most dialogue choices boil down to "yes / sarcastic yes / tell me more / not right now"

    I really hate the settlement building, but I feel like I need to interact with it to play properly - it's too powerful to ignore when playing on Survival.

    I would have preferred if the settlers improved things themselves over time if the resources were available for them.

    The three factions make the moral choice a no brainer. The Institute are slaveowners, the Brotherhood are Nazis and the Railroad are the Underground Railroad (very clever Bethesda).

    (Minute men is not a real faction, they're tertiary)

  • It depends how it flops.

    Does it flop at the first set of legs, or the second?

  • How is his alignment "good"?

  • The clear plastic tubing was packaged in a roll, to be cut at whatever length the ant farmer wanted, so it was long enough to do standing up.

    He didn't get naked, just put his hand down his pants. It was evident that he placed it either on his butthole, or up it, based on the effort he was taking.

  • Back when I was maybe seven years old I went to this kids birthday party. I got him an ant farm with tubes.

    Later on when all the kids were playing together in his room without adults, he pulled the roll of clear plastic tubing out of ant farm box, he shoved one end up his ass and then started sucking on the other end.

    It's nice to know that he is still alive and tweeting.

  • Staring contest, 3, 2, 1, GO!

  • It's maggots all the way down.

  • What's the difference between a redneck maggot and every other maggot?

    Redneck maggots have a dicktooth

  • Too op

    Jump
  • Fist? You're PUNCHING flies?!

  • Crime

    Jump
  • OP, The CUNT

  • I'm eager for the update, I love Valheim.

    Always a good idea to start a new world with each big patch too, to make sure map generation occurs properly.

    Swamp is where the game starts to get hard. You need to begin using your skills for parrying and dodge rolling.

    Block at the perfect time for a parry, and jump while blocking to roll.

    Rolling is super powerful. If you time it the same as a parry, you'll get invincibility frames.

  • I realised all these years later that so many games from my childhood had the issue of "floaty characters".

    Mario 64 felt so good because you could run at full speed, snap the alalog stick back and jump, and Mario would pivot on a bees dick and launch himself at your face.

  • Lol, remember when everyone was hyped about Valheim? It still isn't finished. (Next biome is coming out soon though!)

  • God damn I love people like this. We need more people with controlled, righteous fury to be put in positions to let rip.

  • It's all part of the show.

    They have to do something to seem competent in response to the stabbings.

  • Take my upvote and get the fuck out of my country.

  • Imagine Assassin's Creeding the Fallout franchise all over the world.

    C'mon down to Australia, we have Kangaroths which will skip over your head and kick you into an irradiated spiders nest, only for a six foot Drop Bear to slash you to pieces.

  • It's a girth measurer.