Some cats are like that. I've met a cat that will absolutely fuck you up if you try to grab them, but if you find them sitting somewhere you can just bury your face in her side and she's all purrs immediately
This is the man going around using his own child as a human shield. He might intend to harvest organs from his own children. Somehow a new low, despite also selectively making sure all his children are AMAB.
Id love it if more things did tbh. A controller really doesnt need the bandwidth of a proper usb type c cable, and type A would be much more securely attached (physically) to something that moves around IMO.
If evading the cops is a life or death thing, doubt this would be effective. You're not outrunning A cop, you're outrunning the cops (collective).
Let them get to your window, grab them, and drive like a motherfucker. Its much harder for them to catch you if they can't communicate back to other cops and coordinate.
Ill take a family size with cheesy bacon fries.