Just in case it makes you feel any better: I'm a native English speaker who always aced the reading comprehension tests back in school, and I read it the exact same way. Lol! I'm glad I wasn't the only one. :)
Good god that whole fucking album is just SO damn good and is STILL (frustratingly) relevant and on point! It had a big impact on me unlearning a lot of bullshit that I was raised with and opening my eyes. I love it so much and I am super stoked to see it mentioned here!! :)
I'm not who you were talking to, but thank you for this comment. You're so very kind and it's beautiful. You've helped me and I appreciate you so much. You totally rock! 💖
I'm right there with you with every word. It's so hard to be kind to myself, lol. I feel for you. I hope the funk you're in passes very soon and you're able return to your healthier habits quickly and without too much trouble. I know how hard it is. Much love to you! 💖
Lol! That reminds me of how (when AOL was thing and I was probably way too young to be on it but would use it to talk to family) my mom had me type out and send "I bought a bunch of cars and RECTUM!" via email or AIM out of nowhere to random family members with no context, even though I had no idea why that was funny, but she thought it was hilarious. Which is pretty damn funny looking back!
As a kid I also came up with "Guess when?"/"Chicken shin!" "Guess where?"/"Chicken hair!" and "Guess how?"/"Chicken COW!!" but those may not be quite as good, hahaha.
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