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Zoop @ Zoop @beehaw.org
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  • I like the way your brain works!

    • What is the best hip hop lyric of all time?

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  • I'm in the kitchen.
    Yams everywhere.
    (YAMS!)

    • What is the best hip hop lyric of all time?

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  • Another favorite of mine from him is:

    I'm dangerous, like a fire in a nursing home

    • What is the best hip hop lyric of all time?

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  • I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
    I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
    I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
    I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
    I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
    No, wait … that’s a bad example.

    Why did my penis cross the road?
    To get to the other ….
    Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
    I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
    Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
    E=MC Vagina

    I’ve got a present for you right here.
    Actually, it’s not a present …
    It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
    Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis!

    • 20 Bucks are 20 Bucks 🤷‍♂️

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  • This is exactly what the OP made me think of! I'm so glad you posted it. I want his shirt so badly, lol!

    • What things do you refuse to pirate?

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  • Fuck yeah! Good on ya :)

    • fossils

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  • Mammals only got yeeted to their own evolutionary tree branch 40 million years prior to those that would be considered reptilian (sorta dinos too) which was somewhere in the realm of 250 million years ago.

    As someone who was raised and taught to believe that the earth was only a few thousand years old (by 'that kind' of Christians/churches,) this still blows my mind to read! I've known what I was taught was bullshit for at least around fifteen years, but it's like my little pea brain still just cannot compute it. Wild stuff!!

    • would anyone join an unoffical matrix space rule

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  • Seconded! Hopefully I remember when I'm able to and up to it 😅

    • Read Rule

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  • I don't get it, either. I'm totally lost.

    • Windows Notepad’s midlife renaissance continues with spellcheck and autocorrect

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  • Hey now. There's no need to be a shitty, ableist asshole.

    • Predictive text rule

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  • Ah, okay. I appreciate you explaining! So the emojis it chose to put next to the random words make sense, but I love that overall it's still nonsense! These are so fun and amusing, lol! Thanks for sharing yours :)

    • Slippery slope rule

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  • Lol, yay! I was hoping you would :) I do, too.

    • hmm, i wonder which two random r/196 users might find themselves directly above and below my post

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  • Ha! Perfect!

    • Slippery slope rule

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  • Ha!

    • My boy stealing bread.

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  • I love him!!!

    • My boy stealing bread.

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  • That's exactly where my mind went, too! :)

    • Predictive text rule

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  • Hahahaha I love it! I think my favorite part is the very end of the last one:

    🛁 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋

    Like.... what!? Lmao!

    • Predictive text rule

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  • Looks like a lot of us are confused in here!

    • What would you bring to an adult show and tell?

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  • Ooh, it IS neat! Thanks for sharing! I bet that feels nice to rub your fingers on.

    • know the difference!!

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  • It's a pretty nasty sexually transmitted disease. One of many!