Feel free to drive to the mountains, leave all your possessions behind, and enjoy the collapse you clearly want without dooming millions of us to death
I think (hope) it's just a proof of concept. Nobody relies on Ticketmaster working for their daily life, and everybody dislikes the service. So the goverment has a lot of support to meddle in it, then if it goes well they'll be able to hold it up as an example of the benefits of regulation
The recommendation to cook dressing instead of stuffing for food safety reasons is only for the wackos that add sausage
Source: The West Wing