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  • Now do a pumpkin! A really big, fat, lumpy one. Better safe than sorry.

  • He was moving a bath tub on the roof and he 'slipped' and fell.

  • Who's to blame?

    1. 3rd party voters
    2. people who voted for the orange hitler
    3. people who didn't vote at all
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    1. Pardon all the losers who voted for him and committed crimes
    2. start taking in more money from anyone who will give it to him and do the nasty crap they pay for
    3. destroy the environmental protections
    4. tax cuts for the rich
    5. attach his enemies with the US assets (courts, military, jails, etc)
    6. illegally deport citizens
    7. Stop defending palestine, ukraine, taiwan, hong kong.
    8. crash the us economy
    9. grow a tiny mustache below his nose (or just use a sharpie to draw one on)
  • Slava Ukraini! Слава Україні!

  • That's a very interesting idea. However, the idiots in the USA have decided to elect the guy who will enact huge tariffs which will make prices rise beyond the inflation we have endured. And he will crash the US economy, which will have a domino effect on the globe. Americans are literally brainwashed to buy, buy, buy. Claiming that our economy is the most important thing (such a lie). He will devastate this country financially and those who voted for him will suffer for that choice. Trump kills everything he touches. Watch him destroy America. Putin will be so happy.

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  • It's not over yet. They still have votes to count throughout the night. If he does win after the official numbers come in, the good news is, you will never have to vote again. Voting is over from that point on. And if he drops dead in office, christian nationalism will take over with JD Vance. Keep your couches locked up!

  • Oh we know who to blame. Those people from Mercury. So damn Mercurial!

  • I picked the wrong week to stop shooting heroin.

  • You don't have to celebrate your birthday, or any other holiday for that matter. You are allowed to make choices. And when other people get mad, remind them that you are not interested and that's your choice. They are free to celebrate without you.

  • That would be fun. And when you get to the name, don't say yours, loudly say 'satan' or 'zeus' or 'slappy the clown'. Whatever comes to mind. And then laugh like a cereal killer afterward.

  • No. They will continue to ramble on and on about how "both parties are the same", and bitch about the person who won. A 3rd party can never win in the USA without changing the electoral system.

  • A clown? I am the headlining act! Now where's my private dressing room, I have a face to paint!

  • MAGA is a cult, so they all congregate in the same places. They all complain about the same things and can't handle opposition much. Only the super crazy people follow him blindly. The semi-intelligent have realized he has done nothing for them.

  • I love when republicans think they are the smartest people on Earth as they stab themselves in the face. They literally deserve what they do to themselves.

  • Avocabirb poops on toast, the latest tik tok breakfast trend.

  • Voting for Harris means voting for an adult administration and the continuance of Democracy. It is always possible to have a grown up conversation with adults who are sane and respect the right of the people to speak out, demonstrate and get their members of congress to act better. . A vote for trump will be the end of American freedom. That administration will be in it for the money from whoever pays. And people dying will not be a problem. If war & genocide makes them money, that's what will happen. Your rights and freedoms end when you speak against that administration. Gaza will be leveled and made into beach condos. Lebanon will become part of Israel. Ukraine will be Russia. Taiwan & Hong Kong will be strictly ruled by China. . Your vote is not about making a "statement". Your vote is about keeping the freedom you enjoy as an American. It's about electing the candidate that is a qualified adult. Just because the candidate is not the perfect one for you, does not mean you are going to "show them" with your protest vote for the other party. Especially when the other party has blatantly shown you that they don't actually care about Americans, and they will turn our own military on us in retaliation. 100 years ago Germans had no idea that they would die in camps. Be tortured, raped, or be subjected to horrific medical experiments. But it happened. . It's 2024, and 1 candidate is running on a platform that helps Americans and fosters a much better future that we have had. And 1 candidate just had a rally at Madison Square Garden in support of his idol. The idol that the entire world knows as the evil who created those concentration camps. . Sadly, it really is about Freedom & Democracy. All Americans need to think it through. Let's just hope you don't regret your decision.

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