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  • spez said something like “reddit will continue to be profit-driven until the profits arrive”. Like the arrival of profits was inevitable. Like he didn’t need to do anything except wait.

    "It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And I guess that’s what I like about it. It’s easy... Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money." Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live

  • You can bet your ass Kyle Rittenhouse would be begging his mom to drive him to Arizona.

  • Okay? Skillets exist. Countertop George Foreman grills exist. Either of which can be purchased for $30 or less and will last for years. There are multiple affordable ways to make a hamburger without a yard if you'd like to do so. Not sure why you're trying to shame me for daring to say that I have an outdoor grill so I'm just gonna go ahead and block you. This isn't worth a moment more of my time.

  • Dave Thomas is up in hamburger heaven with a list of mfers he's gonna beat with a spatula for ruining his restaurants over the last 22 years.

  • This new CEO of Wendy's would be wise to remember that fast food is a convenience not a necessity. I've got a nice little propane grill in the backyard and I know how to make a square patty. I don't need you, you need me.

  • Agreed. Unfortunately, the Tennessee House of Reps have been making an ass of themselves for quite some time and it may not change any time soon. Though one can hope voters start doing the right thing and ousting these conniving bigots.

  • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  • Crazy

    Jump
  • Outer space is a hoax made up by Big Planetarium to earn extra money between Pink Floyd laser shows.

  • Florida Cops be like:

  • It's a joke. But to be more specific, it's a recycled joke. Here's a link to a screenshot of the same joke via reddit July 25th 2021. I'm not going to bother finding out when that, presumably original, tweet was made as it doesn't really add anything to the point but I'm sure you can do it yourself OP.

  • The article in the reddit post you shared is misleading. According to the S1 filed with the SEC, spez’s current base pay is $450,000; in 2023 he got roughly $792,000 in performance-based bonuses. The rest of that 193 million is options.

  • Yeah, I saw that article too but it's misleading. According to the S1 filed with the SEC, spez's current base pay is $450,000; in 2023 he received about $792,000 in performance-based cash bonus. The rest of that 193 million is options. It's not the reason reddit isn't profitable.

  • At various points, Mr Trump declared that he had made “Israel” the capital of Israel during his presidency

    Someone should ask him which country he thinks he lives in.

  • lol reddit's automated AEO is already notoriously dogshit, trying to replace human moderation with AI would be a fucking disaster. So I say do it spez. I double dare you!

  • Oh heck. I knew we should’ve made him pinky promise.

  • One fine day with a woof and a purr
    A baby was born and it caused a little stir
    No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog
    Just a feline canine little CatDog

    CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog!

    Out on the road or back in town
    All kinda critters putting CatDog down
    Gotta rise above it gotta try to get along
    Gotta walk together gotta sing this song

    CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog!

  • “We’re not that sorry lol” -AT&T

  • I would still encourage the people of Alabama to be highly skeptical of any assurances made by these Republicans in the state. Their word is worthless.