ZeroCool @ ZeroCool @slrpnk.net

Formerly @ZeroCool@feddit.ch

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Obviously you know I was referring to association football. I'm aware of the etymology of soccer

It’s pretty annoying when some rando on the internet pretends not to understand what you were referring to, isn’t it?

Messi is the Toy Story of soccer.

Edit: Ah, never change lemmings. 🙄

Justice delayed is justice denied. This country is well and truly fucked.

Russian assets deny being Russian assets. Cool beans, ya fuckin’ traitors.

Tim Pool is a Kremlin mouthpiece. Least surprising news of the year. But oh boy, am I looking forward to the next episode of Knowledge Fight now. Should be a doozy.

Hmm I done goofed 🤷‍♂️ Try this:

https://i.imgur.com/rShQHYo.mp4

[Trump pulls out a sharpie and starts circling the wrong part of the map]

"I AM PLACING TARIFFS ON PENGUINS UNTIL THEY GIVE US THEIR OIL AND SHOW ME HOW TO DO ALL THE DANCE MOVES FROM HAPPY FEET!"

Did we listen to the same episode? Because Robert Evans made it clear that real experts in falconry find RFK Jr’s practices wildly inappropriate.

Being interested in something doesn’t mean he’s good at it.

Yep. He’s dumber than anyone gave him credit for.

If cats didn't want to be pestered, they should've thought about that before they decided to have such cute lil feets.

WHAT WAS HE HIDING

That he wanted six extra meatballs?

“He is weird! Right? I’m not weird, he’s weird.”

Trump: no u

It's pretty weird for an adult to spend this much time denying that they're weird.

I had been using DDG for years but switched to SearXNG last fall after reading about it on Lemmy. It’s a privacy focused meta-search engine that can even be self-hosted. It’s wildly customizable and I’ve been pretty happy with the results.

If you’re not interested in self-hosting, or just want to test drive it a bit, there are lots of public instances you can use as well.

https://github.com/searxng/searxng

List of public instances

Genius = born into wealth

These pricks were both born on third base and think they hit a triple.

Sounds like Trump found Giuliani 2.0. I’d be willing to bet tens of dollar that this clown is going to be heavily involved in the legal maneuvering to steal the election should Trump lose in November.

Trump is too old and senile to be President. This is pathetic, he doesn't even know where he is. Republicans should be ashamed of themselves for nominating him, at this point it basically constitutes elder abuse.

Yeah because as we all know, if you ignore something hard enough and insist it doesn’t exist it’ll eventually just go away…