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ZeffSyde @ ZeffSyde @lemmy.world
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Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)

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  • 'Born to shit, forced to wipe.'

    • Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions)

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  • The opposite of this is being that one kid in your kindergarten that completely drops trow at the urinal.

    • Asian Beauty

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  • I had a roommate that asked me for ideas for a tattoo and I told him to just get 'Chinese Symbols' written in all caps on him.

    The amazing bastard did it.

    • A California police department spent $153,000 on a Cybertruck for school anti-drug events

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  • I remember in the late 90s the cops in my large city caught flack for buying SUVs in a city with no offroading and zero hills. They gave the same reason. Now all the squad cars are SUVs.

    • McDonald's sues top meat packers for allegedly colluding to inflate the price of beef

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  • I was wondering the same. Maybe vegetarians/vegans can buy a cow lunch, or something.

    • McDonald's sues top meat packers for allegedly colluding to inflate the price of beef

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  • Only available for a Limited Time!

    • Thanks, Logan.

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  • You know they are sending thousands of bottles of whatever flavor didn't test well that has been sitting in a warehouse, too.

    • The real oppressors

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  • But den vatt do we do both de children of de night?

    • Former Google CEO says climate goals are not meetable, so we might as well drop climate conservation — unshackle AI companies so AI can solve global warming

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  • What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn't have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S

    • Former Google CEO says climate goals are not meetable, so we might as well drop climate conservation — unshackle AI companies so AI can solve global warming

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  • Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven't worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn't Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?

    • stars & sharks

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  • Eh, they got to see the thousands of other stars that are now obscured by light/atmospheric pollution.

    • Ryanair

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  • 3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

    • Ryanair

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  • In the end, we all become Crab.

    • If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him?

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  • I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.

    • Deuces

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  • The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you're taking a break and brag about how long they've worked without a break.

    • Sometimes, it's backwards

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  • We have a daywalker amongst us...

    • Sometimes, it's backwards

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  • "Have you tried unplugging your Pyramid and plugging it back in?"

    • Sometimes, it's backwards

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  • Honest question: what do we call who is driving the engine?

    • Sometimes, it's backwards

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  • Oh, Willy, calm down. Its almost Scotchtober.

    • Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it

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  • I want the milkman to deliver my milk... in the myorning.