Imagine the cumulative collection of micro plastics and prescription drugs that a cannibalistic diet would cause. We already have prions to worry about.
Lucky for you, the upcoming Slim Jim Darque line of meat style snack product is coming soon. You can destroy three different ecosystems with a single snack!
Hey, as it stands I'm just indentured. If I were cursed with a child, then I would probably do crime to provide for it and Then be used for slave labor once I was inevitably incarcerated.
They also embraced QR codes a decade or more before the West did.