Zachariah @ Zachariah @lemmy.world

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The government of Abilene, Texas, has shut down some of its systems due to a cyberattack.

So is that “fuck” or “marry” for this one? Unless you mean “love to death,” in which case is this a “kill” for you?

Work “upgraded” me to Windows 11 today. So fun learning how to do the same thing as always but with a much shittier workflow.

I’m glad you’re pleased with my NS™️ (natural stupidity) processor.

Yes, you are.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

Yes, he is.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

Yes, with the backpacks.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

I’m assuming the plan is to buy bitcoin from themselves and their friends with taxpayer cash. They don’t care about the bitcoin after that. They’ll have the cash.

this is the key:

Minecraft

seems like a great way to siphon off the cash

resting beauty face

exactly

The Narcissist's Prayer

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

by Dayna Craig

A U.S. citizen was arrested in Florida for allegedly being in the country illegally and held for pickup by immigration authorities even after his mother showed a judge her son’s birth certificate and the judge dismissed charges. The man was released after his case received widespread coverage.

The only waste in government is corruption. “Inefficiencies” are actually resiliency—a crucial trait of any social system.

Are you saying it’s venomous?

deathly