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  • A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

  • If you use the word 'hubby' to refer to your husband I'm assuming you're:

    1. white
    2. late 30s to 40s
    3. overweight
  • Probably the computers fault.

  • Looks a bit like a Turner painting. I like it!

  • My thoughts as well, although it's the only one that's a model, not a photo, so who knows if it actually existed?

  • Rule

    Jump
  • Pineapple and ham on pizza is fucking great, and I'll die on that hill.

  • Man, Brink had so much promise...

  • Unrelated, but what is that black/dark grey thing on the desk?

  • But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. You piece of shit.

  • You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". You piece of shit.

  • Love the soft gold lighting.

  • I hope whoever took this photo got to hold a baby lamb.

    Would that we could all hold a baby lamb this day.