Years ago, I've recommended KeePass to a girl from marketing who kept a long list of passwords on paper on her desk. She forgot the master pass after a week or so. That was the end of my trust in users' ability to maintain a safe environment.
I love this part: "To handle the problem, PHE is now breaking down the test result data into smaller batches to create a larger number of Excel templates. That should ensure none hit their cap."
I'm terrified of ever having to take an ambulance.
Jesus, imagine having kids in America. First you're stressing that they may need the doctor one day, then you send them to school when they have active shooter drills. I'd nope the fuck out of there in no time.