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So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • Ohhhhhh. This is a winner!

    Edit: I am legit sorry to every other entrance that were fantastic!

    • Which got wrecked worse by Lake Superior? Tom Fitton or the Edmund Fitzgerald?

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  • Fair enough. I was not expecting something I could not understand

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • Does Lemmy have polls? Cause there are so many good suggestions!

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • Fuck the bullshit! I'm seriously considering "mankind" cause she is just as cool as homie!

    Seriously, look up his politics! Mankind, or the player behind him, is a pretty cool person by in large.

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • That nickname already belongs to my middle aged cat. Love them both, but they can't share it.

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • Well she already drew first blood when I tried to get her off my shirt to buy her "kitten food"

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • Fuck me, Lisa lawless has a strange place in my heart!

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • Ok, this one deserves to be in the finale

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • You rock

    • Bad film with amazing premise and mediocre execution that you can't stop thinking about?

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  • Yes

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • I do not have or want children, I was just raised by an awesome mom who taught me empathy.

    • Which got wrecked worse by Lake Superior? Tom Fitton or the Edmund Fitzgerald?

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  • Well fire has a specific definition of something being oxidized, so does being wet.

    Like are you wet if you were a molecule of water surrounded by water?

    It seems, to me at least, any molecule that wasn't water surrounded by it is wet.

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • In a fucked up way, it kinda fits.

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • Not completely against it cause of nostalgia vibes.

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • Had a super smart Siamese when I was a child, that I don't think I can desecrate the name of.

    But thank you anyways.

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • Like the blue drill company?

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • This little fuck was estimated at six weeks @ 1.1 lbs. The current "fat cat" I have was registered at .4 lbs when I first got her @3 weeks. Fuck, i'm just digging my hole deeper aren't I?

    But no! I made it a point to let this one go! I want her to be healthy, and loved by another family.

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  • Oh please someone argue this with me!

    I love semantic bs!

    Water is touching water, so therefore water is wet!

    Not that Thomas isn't a piece of shit regardless.

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • Freyja carries weight, as she is currently consuming my love, while simultaneously destroying my sleep schedule.

    • So this little shit survived being thrown around for an hour by my neighbor's dog before she called me over to rescue it.

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  • No worries homie! She will definitely be not named Ripley. Although "black goo" ain't out the question with how she is acting like Velcro with my ear.