Yermaw @ Yermaw @lemm.ee

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The amount of people who suddenly became experts during the pandemic and lecturing me with a bunch of contradictory stuff. Everyone saying something different, but everyone sure that they're right and everyone else is idiots.

Calling me a sheep for believing the vaccine will work when I don't understand it. I tell them I don't understand how any of my other medicines work but they're saving my life regular. I don't understand how audio digitalisation works but I'm happy enough talking on the phone.

Can't have anything nice

Twilight. My wife made me watch the first one and it's actually got a really interesting world and hints at a lot of decent lore and possible content.

Then they fill the film with close-ups of their eyes meeting across the room for minutes on end.

That man fucks me right off. "Here's how you can feed your family for a fiver"

Proceeds to use an entire fucking spice rack that'll cost about 80 quid to get set up properly.

I wish we could say and all agree "right that's it no more being cunts everybody be cool from now on OK?"

Deporting low income workers

It's cause dey tuk ur juurrrrbs

"Which hand is the bean in?"

All foodstuffs banned.

You know what really really really really really bothers me about some of those people? They were loudly talking about how this is just a test of control and they can see who'll obey the new world order and who'll rebel and they're loudly and proudly rebelling telling anyone who'll listen.

If it really is a test and they're making a list, why put yourself on the "kill this prick first" list?

Like a dark-side Peter Molyneux

Does it count if I was high? If so this nonsense right here

Did you see that episode of Black Mirror "Common People"?

I agree it's bleak, but it's just different. They have youtubers to rally behind. They'll be fine.

Holy fuck that's a wild read. That's some comic-book villain level of dialogue.

It only takes one, and they're not going to admit to their mum that they tried taking it apart or installing some dodgy stuff on it. Once word gets out they can be "randomly" bricked they'll stop selling so well.

There's also the risk that it'll actually get randomly triggered.

Subtitles on dubbed stuff is weird. The English voice over and the English subtitles are very different from eachother, and I assume what they're translating from is a 3rd different thing altogether.

"FIFTY details you missed from the GTA trailer."

Mate I missed every single one I was skimming for gameplay.

I was wondering the other day why gran is always the grandma not the grandpa

As part of a severe response to unauthorised use

They won't give the first shit about piracy policies or anything like that, but they'll care that MummyD123s DH bought their DD an electric brick that won't keep them quiet any more.

The target audience still goes online. Generally Facebook and mumsnet. Wait til it happens to one of them and the stories go round like wildfire.

With that market, especially at big luxury prices like a console, you exist solely on good faith.