Xantar @ Xantar @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtag

This needs to have a bully McGuire special edition. Edit: ah shit missed the obvious title again. Someone must have put dirt in my eye.

The "Aaaaaaargh fuck that hurts" virus, causing the "That's a lot of damage disease". Deadly of course .

I'm sorry to hear that, I hope treatment is still possible

"I concur"

So you're telling me a space octopus would be powerless ?

"Alright", "I agree", "Fair point", "Proceed further"

For we all are but mechanical animals after all. Designed to lift.

Yep, time to unsubscribe from world news.

They didn't said who it was supposed to calm

Idk but it's unsettling.

And this is how they invented pizza. True story.

I flex therefore I am

I cast Tasha's uncontrollable farts.

You become incapacitated and you emanate a poison cloud area that damage foes and friends in a 5ft radius.

Creatures with a fart fetish get advantage on attacks towards you.

Any creature in range can use their bonus action to jar your farts and sell them on the Fart market for 2d4 silver coins each.

A forbidden spell for sure. Even cruelty has its limits.

"doing a little extra" They forgot to mention "unpaid"

Nice try management.

Staying true to yourself is a better long run strategy than forcing yourself in the company of people you don't care about. At least the day you engage conversation, you'll have all sorts of interesting things to talk about. And if the person is not receptive to hermit crabs facts, you'll know they aren't a match.

A person you'd want to talk to recognizes your hobbies and genuinely listens and respects your interest, even if they themselves aren't a hobbyist.

Figurative micro plastics.

Micro surgeries

All the surrounding flora: "That's right, lay down like that, let me pollen all over you"